Yes, No one can deny the fact that at some point in life or another, we all had a deep wish to fall in love with someone, just like in the movies, holding hands, expressing love and all the romantic stuffs. But sometimes wishes go unfulfilled so lond that we start going mad and hungry for it jus like a tiger which has starved for over a month. If you ask me, These are the signs that show have been longing for a realtionship.
1.Whenever you see couples in town, you start getting jealous:
This is a no brainer. When you go out of your house into the town, where i am sure you are bound to see atleast one couple cuddling, you start getting angry on yourself. You start cursing yourself why i am not having a girlfriend/boyfriend. To make things worser, you stil think about the matter when you are on your way home, eating, sleeping. It just ruins your whole day.
2. Registering yourself on every online dating sites you can find:
Obviously if you don't find a girlfriend/boyfriend in real-life, i will go next best thing, online dating. But i find it kind of awkward, i mean if you are interested in having a partner from other parts of your country, or even perhaps, other parts of the world, your actions can be justified. But looking for a partneer in your local area is like asking someone based in another planet to help you look a guy/girl in your reach. Forget that, lets say valentine did not shower you with blessings and may be you are destined to find your partner through the website. But what's with the rampage of signing up on each and every site you find? Chances are that people may see your profile literally on every site and start saying you are really a dork. Will that help you getting your soulmate or girlfriend?
3.Googling how to lead a single life:
So you don't mind being called rude names and went berserk registering yourself in about a 1000 dating sites. Either you remain single as before, or you went totally nuts remembering the usernames and passwords of that many websites. Finally you begin to feel that its no point wasting time on this and accept the fact that you'll be having f****** single label on ur a** for rest of your life. But the thoughts of being 45 year old single (you can use the word virgin, if applicable :p ) gives you creeps. So you google it, read out experiences of other ill-fated people who could not land up with a partner. You begin researching on it as if you are a scientist set to build a teleporter( it was my ambition when i was 4 :) ). Seriously, if you start showing up this sign, better go out on a walk the very minute.
4. Googling/posting on forums whether it's normal for your age to be single:
Now you begin to feel inferior about yourself. Matters which rarely bothered you before now become matter of your life and death. Am i too fat? am i too thin? is my hair rough? is my hair short? do i have hair at all? OMG, one pimple on my face!! what shall i do??! what shall i do??!!. Oh come on, since when you started becoming so beauty consciouos? you begin spending too much time checkin out yourself. So you sit in front of the PC and start posting on forums whether it is normal for guys or girls of your age to be single. Though i kind of feel sorry for such people, it also makes me think what is going on in their head? If they don't have confidence on themselves, how can they expect to swipe someone off their feet?. I even saw some people who, even after getting satisfactory replies on their problem, start whining around all over again which really pisses other off. What do they expect? people should leave all their work and start gf/bf hunting for him/her?. These whiners become annoying than trolls.
5.You start hitting your friends of opposite sex.
I don't say that your male/female friends can't become bf/gf. But most probably they just have brotherly or sisterly feelings for you. By the time you think why not have them as partner, their feelings and opinion about will be changed drastically. Plus it will look pretty stupid if other person is very conservative or short tempered. All it takes is one lousy move from you, and you can ruin the friendship. Even if the other person makes up your mind that we are good as friends, from that point, no matter whether you changed your opinion or not, all your acts od affection may be perceived in a wrong manner by the other person. As far as my experience, we are no longer friends anymore, initially everything will be fine. Let few months pass, im sure your affection as a friend will be taken wrong. yeah, it happened to me folks, and i have learnt from that incident.
6.You develop strange addiction to romantic movies/novels/TV shows etc:
Till now you went on telling your family and friends that movies and tv shows are different from real life. Now you are infected with no-love virus and you seem to forget your own words. You start taking notes from movies and TV shows on how to attract boy/girl. Television becomes your dating guide. You watch how the hero attracts his love interest with full attention and concentration which is probably 100 times more than the combined concentration you have in history classes throughout your school. You know that this is all a set up and whether the heroine likes the apprach or not, she has to do what she is paid for. but since your neural network is totally twisted and re-connected by single-too-long syndrome( caused by no-love virus) you start to dream that your crush will fall for it. And if you know anyone you know who shows this sign (hope not yourself) you won't come out of it easily. The only way is to put it into action, get heavily embarrassed, realize your folly and continue with your life normally.
7.You start searching for your crushes on facebook/orkut and other social networking sites:
You proposed your crush, and you get dumped before you get into relationship. isn't that familiar? Now since that epic moment, many months or perhaps years have passed. If you are still single, You will have a strange urge to find your old crushes on social networking sites you are on. Even if you know it is not going to do any good, you cant resist the feeling like you cant resist digging your itchy nose. And some creeps, go to the extent of adding them to their friend list.Now what makes you think that she/he will come running for you? Chances are that, You are going to called a sticky dumbass who likes to stalk. nice name right?
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